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Old 03-03-2010, 05:43 PM   #7
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If we're going to google, here are some Pilsner Urquell reviewers:

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1/429
This is exactly why I don't buy beer based on the recommendations of online beer raters.

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"a good bitterness that stays a while."

This guy seems to think the bitterness is good.


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"This is one bitter beer, but pretty refreshing."

Someone is wrong on the internet, and this guy thinks it's the first guy.


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"Taste - well...the beer is SO hoppy it's a bit out of balance. If the hops were cut down just a bit this beer would be perfect."

This guy is clearly gay.


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"The strong "euro skunk" flavor (as I like to call it) is the first thing I taste and it comes in strong."
The strong "smell of bullshit" (as I like to call it) is the first thing I noticed about this guy.

Euro beers all have skunk flavor? This guy is clearly racist.

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"Crisp and smooth with a strong hop bitterness. Malts are and sweeten the brew somewhat. The finish is dry and leaves the mouth kinda numb and bitter"
This guy is sofa king wee todd did.

"Malts are and sweeten the brew somewhat."

Sure dude, whatever.

JC
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