04-17-2010, 11:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
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Originally Posted by askmrjesus
My standard answer:
"I was five-foot eight when I left the house, and now I'm 6'2", so, pretty goddamn fast."
JC
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 I'm gonna have to remember that one.
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Originally Posted by askmrjesus
I'm with you on this one. The vast majority of people know jack about motorcycles, (including a lot of people who ride them), so being annoyed by stupid questions is an exercise in futility.
People, by and large, are blithering idiots. This is a known fact. 
What I do find annoying, are the dweebs who ask about my bike, and then proceed to tell me their fucking life's story.
"I had a bike just like that a long time ago, (no you didn't) it was real fast, (no it wasn't) but mine was red (good for you) I had to sell it 'cause my wife didn't like it (she married you, how smart can she be?) and now I have a bad knee so I don't ride anymore (yet, ironically, your mouth still functions perfectly) but it sure was fun (yeah, big fun, any other information you think I need to know?)."
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This.
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