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Originally Posted by Kaneman
Huh? Maybe my timeline is off...but I thought Bush took us to war in Afghanistan...?
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I blame the Soviets. They found the minerals but wanted to let Cheney and Bush in on the deal so they told him he'd get elected and then could start a fake war against a fake terrorist organization. Then they planted a black man in office knowing the possibility of endless "bling" would prolong the war and then Stalin would rise from the grave and they'd fly to the moon where they would nuke the planet.