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Originally Posted by derf

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore and a picture is now only worth 200 words.