Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance.
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What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?
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