There will be cursing...
There will be inside jokes that aren't funny to you, but will be funny to some people who do read it.... Sorta like the title to my blog.
I will misspell stuff. It may happen often. I may just do it to dick with you.
Pictures are not here yet and I have no idea when they will be here... I was going to use them to illustrate this story, but I will upload them later and just dump them on here and you can match them up to the corresponding story. Sorta like choose your own adventure only you have no choice bitches.
The original post goes on
www.twfix.com and anywhere else this ends up is just copied and pasted. If you are looking at this and not understanding some of it, or see some random ':someshit:' and don't know what that is... well, that's why.
I will do my best to recollect everything accurately and whatnot, but if I fuck something up... Fuck off. 4000+ miles on two wheels, plus another 1500 or so in a cage over the course of 9 days makes everything a little blurry, fuzzy, and confused...
Strap on your helmet, fasten your seatbelt, and hold on tight... It's going to be LONG. Hopefully it will be entertaining enough to read in it's entirety.
