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smileyman · 06-10-2011, 11:16 AM

Shoulda gone...

Man breaks into house, woman reaches into purse and pulls out her pistol, shoots intruder, picks up cell phone to call 911 then records the scene with it so she can show it off to friends later...

OR

Man breaks into house, finds woman cooking pizza in a negligee with her twin sister who is tapping a keg, he comes on to her by saying he was going to rob her, but is now hopelessly smitten and pledges his eternal love and gratitude...Followed by gratuitous food and sex.

06-10-2011, 11:16 AM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Shoulda gone... Man breaks into house, woman reaches into purse and pulls out her pistol, shoots intruder, picks up cell phone to call 911 then records the scene with it so she can show it off to friends later... OR Man breaks into house, finds woman cooking pizza in a negligee with her twin sister who is tapping a keg, he comes on to her by saying he was going to rob her, but is now hopelessly smitten and pledges his eternal love and gratitude...Followed by gratuitous food and sex. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!