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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex
Women's emergency. Women's washroom is full. Uses men's.
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The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.
Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.
Or...common nose bleed.
JC