[Porkchop]

I liked jury duty. Didn't get get paid by my employer, but they did pay $25 a day. It was a neat experience. I got chosen on the first trial of the week as an alternate. While at lunch the guy pled out to kidnapping and raping prostitutes. Got 13 years. On the very last day i was in another pool. The defense found out 2 of my best friends are cops so they cut me loose. Thank god..