[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by derf

http://gizmodo.com/5932290/us-army-c...-for-tomahawks

They referenced the duffelblog which is the military version of the onion as a source. And its not even a good photoshop photo

LOL, I'd never heard of the duffelblog before, but this should have been at least a warning flag for Gizmodo:

The IMBTB has a sharp edge designed for quick chopping motions, a medium sized handle for effective manipulation, and a head which can be unscrewed for storage. Military officials have said that the IMBTB will initially be stocked with five matches, a small compass, maps, and two gallons of pressurized JP-8 fuel.