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Originally Posted by Ebbs15
I'm sure it wouldn't have gotten past two punches... bouncers or friends would have jumped in
infact I had a friend in Cali that used to rely on that... he'd pick a fight with anyone in a bar because he knew it'd be broken up before he could get his ass kicked...  he'd get a good punch in and do his best to take or dodge theirs...
always good for entertainment |
I used to do shit like that... back in my younger, less refined years... Then I met a guy named Ed.
Ed. Ed was a pretty stout guy, not especially scary to look at, but kinda gave the impression that he could ruin people. Unfortunately (for other people), this was the case.
I hung out with this dude off and on for about a year (he was friends with one of my good friends)... On seven... yes, 7 separate occasions I saw this dude one-punch knock out some random dude. Totally effortless, never a sucker punch, just perfectly telegraphed and with a decent amount of force. It got to the point where I didn't even flinch when it happened.
Ed would always happen to be near that dude at the bar that just starts runnin' his mouth... then Ed would ask him to chill... dude would touch Ed, Ed would touch dude... and dude would crumble. Every time. One time he did it with a beer in his free hand and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth... like clockwork this motherfucker.
Knowing that dude kinda scared me straight and made me rethink being such a dick...