When I was drivnig brand new Mercedes Benz vehicles I would park them at the back of the lot. Sometimes some insecure jealous cocksucker would think its funny to come park next to me, and I got tired of it. So I started hiding under my car and when they would park next to me and get out I'd slash their Achlilles' tendon, handcuff them, park my Benz on their leg and fuck their sister in front of them.
So much fun.
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1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird
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