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Old 07-21-2011, 11:16 AM   #1
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location, Men's Bathroom.


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Old 07-21-2011, 11:23 AM   #2
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:33 AM   #3
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lunch hour self-circumcision?
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:21 PM   #4
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a menstrating girl used the wrong door?
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Thats bullshit people dont clean up after themselves.
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:06 PM   #6
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the janitor came in right after, he had no idea what happened. felt bad for him.
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:22 PM   #7
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Guy is yanking it to the HR broad's cleavage, gets over excited, falls forward, busts nose on toilet, leaves full of shame.
And blue balls.
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:49 PM   #8
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Guy is yanking it to the HR broad's cleavage, gets over excited, falls forward, busts nose on toilet, leaves full of shame.
And blue balls.
interesting, but if you look close at the seat, the blood has been sat on. care to adjust?
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:52 PM   #9
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Women's emergency. Women's washroom is full. Uses men's.
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Old 07-21-2011, 02:02 PM   #10
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Women's emergency. Women's washroom is full. Uses men's.
The blood splatter pattern does not match with vaginal distress of the monthly kind.

Guy goes into the bathroom, gets his dick caught in the zipper on the way out, then sits back down to administer TP First-Aid, leaving both droplets, and smear patterns.

Or...common nose bleed.

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