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06-22-2009, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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What the crap hit me!
Friday night I was riding home and felt something hit me in the leg. I thought it was a rock or a bug but then I happened to look down and just above my right knee (about the size of a quarter) were MILLIONS of teeny tiny red spiders.
Freaked me right the EFF out. Pulled over and did the heebie jeebie dance until I got all those suckers off me. What the hell hit me?! 
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06-22-2009, 09:48 AM
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put it THIS way
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by process of deduction, i deduce that it was millions of teeny tiny red spiders.
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06-22-2009, 09:51 AM
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Vrooom
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Thanks smartass.
 I mean....was it a big sac of spiders.....how was it just flying in the air..... 
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06-22-2009, 09:51 AM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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ewwww, gross!!!
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06-22-2009, 09:57 AM
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It was karma for posting that fathers day card
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06-22-2009, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
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I don't know, but I hit a fucking armadillo friday night. We were going for a night ride, at about 3 AM. I saw several armadillos and
 s dead on the side of the road, so I assumed this one was the same. Next thing I know, he is suicide scampering at me. Caught me off guard and didn't have time to react. I guess he bounced off of my front tire and hit my right footpeg. The bolt that holds my footpeg to the rear set was snapped, but that was the only damage.
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06-22-2009, 10:06 AM
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Its a good day.
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Location: Pace, FL
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I know, right! Somebody will chime in about this but don't some momma spiders carry their babies on their back until they are "done"...? Momma spidy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... 
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06-22-2009, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
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A flying ball of AIDS.
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06-22-2009, 10:34 AM
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06-22-2009, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
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could have been scarlet mites. They are known to colonize. EWWW
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