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Old 06-23-2009, 12:48 AM   #1
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Default Starve your kids for petes sake!

This is nate, my cousin (like eighty million times removed), he's 7 and just broke 100 lbs.



My daugter who is 2 years older is just about 1/2 of his weight and is a bunch taller too! Hell the kid is 7 and weighs almost as much as me!
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Old 06-23-2009, 12:50 AM   #2
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Eat a biscuit, Fred.
We're fattening up for hard times.
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:06 AM   #3
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All i'm really saying is Holy snickers bar batman, we don't need to hibernate...
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:22 AM   #4
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Oh Derf....

Perhaps you shouldn't post a picture of your cousin... Whether he ever gets to see this or not, his picture will be openly ridiculed by some people.

He might get teased a lot already... who knows.

Hopefully people won't be jackasses in this thread.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:37 AM   #5
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Obesity can be caused by a thyroid problem. His parents might ought to get that checked.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:50 AM   #6
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Obesity can be caused by a thyroid problem. His parents might ought to get that checked.
Highly unlikley I blame the parents the computer and video games. Although tthere are cases of hypothyroidism its not that prevealant to justify all the fat kids out there now, and its easily treated anyway.

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Old 06-23-2009, 07:40 PM   #7
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Obesity can be caused by a thyroid problem. His parents might ought to get that checked.

About one in a thousand of the people who scream 'I have gland problems' actually have gland problems, maybe less.

And those that do have gland problems can get T3, the chemical theeir thyroid isnt producing, so really there is no excuses.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:33 AM   #8
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Somebody attach said pic... i can't see at work
The pic isn't there anymore, the kid ate it.

Hey Derf,

Yo cousin so fat he goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo cousin so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo cousin so fat he had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo cousin so fat he got to iron his pants on the driveway


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Oh Derf....

Perhaps you shouldn't post a picture of your cousin... Whether he ever gets to see this or not, his picture will be openly ridiculed by some people.

He might get teased a lot already... who knows.

Hopefully people won't be jackasses in this thread.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:41 AM   #9
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Oh Derf....

Perhaps you shouldn't post a picture of your cousin... Whether he ever gets to see this or not, his picture will be openly ridiculed by some people.

He might get teased a lot already... who knows.

Hopefully people won't be jackasses in this thread.
You can pretty much guarantee that people on this forum WILL be jackasses, not just in this thread, but EVERY thread.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:41 AM   #10
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Seriously though, a kid at that age being that size is nonodys fault but the parents.


In the one in a million chance that it is glandular or genetic, then my apologies.


Simplest solution is to cut out the cheesy poofs and make him go outside to play instead of sitting around like kids tend to do these days.
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