Hey Boys!!!

[rogue]

Originally Posted by cuttle

no way!!!!

Originally Posted by TIGGER

There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

JC

Originally Posted by Rider

Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.

Damn. That's sad.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by Trip

not getting any after tying the knot.

that's in the fine print....

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

that's in the fine print....

I got it a lot after we got married. We were married 5 years before we had kids and those 5 years were fantastic.

[zed]

Originally Posted by Rider

I got it a lot after we got married. We were married 5 years before we had kids and those 5 years were fantastic.

the buttons move

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Trip

The best advice I ever heard my mom give was when she told my wife that to have a good marriage, you have to keep your man happy to not make him want to stray, she went into more detail than I just did though. It was hilarious, because A is a very shy person in public about that type of stuff, especially with family.

That is true though. I used to work the door at a strip club and I'd see these guys come in every week searching for even the smallest, pathetic scrap of sexual attention. It never ceases to amaze me when a woman is so incredibly outraged that her husband cheated on her, when it's later learned that she hasn't had sex with him for months. It's like the old "sex stops after marriage" jokes, it just proves that the woman wasn't really attracted to the man sexually in the first place if that were to happen. Seriously, every woman I've ever been with has said that "the sex is incredibly better when you love each other". What greater way to absolutely prove that you love someone than to dedicate the rest of your life to them? If anything you should be getting laid MORE after marriage, not less.

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by zed

the buttons move

dude, the buttons occasionally pack their shit and leave for a while

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Oh it's even worse that the mods are reading what they've said on a "girlie thread" and are commenting on it in a round about way here...

Anyway, "leg humping" was something that I never did in the past but I kinda warmed up to it lately. If someone had a problem with it all they had to do was put me on "ignore" or even *gasp* pm me and ask me to stop. No biggie. Instead they bitch about leg humping in a private thread and then drag it over here in a vague, weak attempt at humor.

I can't speak for everyone that participates in "leg humping" but personally, I've engaged in it jokingly without any real malice of any kind. If you'll notice, there are several of you that I've never made any lewd remarks to of any kind, so I'm not sure why you're complaining. Some people think that it's fun, some think that it's rude, and some people seem to think that it's cool to jump from one side to the other whenever it suits her.

Whatever. I am more than happy to cease "leg humping" if Trip wishes to impose such a rule. Quite frankly, I actually thought that I'd done a decent job of distinguishing between those that play and those that don't.

THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by The Chi

Tig dear, you just painted a big bulls eye on you when you offended some of our feminine sensitivities with your maleness...thank gawd I knew you were kidding or I'D have ripped into you...

Keep on with your bad self...if someone has a problem it will be addressed as needed, or Trip will just ban everyone.

Yea, you know it's all in good fun! Heck, there's only ever been one girl on this forum that I've ever had any real interest in and she knows who she is.

Besides, I mostly just like to stir things up once in a while. I kinda inherited Trip's spot from the old place because he has to be more admin like now!

[Corey]

Originally Posted by azoomm

THAT post makes it even more funny...

How big is YOUR ego that you would think all the chicks on this site would be specifically talking about you in closed doors. SO not even close to about you.

But, [pats on head] look at you go...

That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.

[rogue]

Originally Posted by Corey

That's why all my girlfriends (ok, hookers) are mute amputees. Sure, I'll never get a handjob from them, but none of those bitches will talk behind my back.