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Old 03-07-2008, 10:18 PM   #1
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I think they should take her to the nearest fire station and let her get the "ADULT" version... fucking whore
or just let me dick slap her and piss up her nostrils
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:19 PM   #2
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or just let me dick slap her and piss up her nostrils
drink some everclear first though... so it'll have a bit more of a burning sensation...

maybe see a hooker or two and get syphilis... ouch... syphilis of the nose...
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:31 PM   #3
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drink some everclear first though... so it'll have a bit more of a burning sensation...

maybe see a hooker or two and get syphilis... ouch... syphilis of the nose...
i can always come chill with you in Korea.... find a cheap ladyboy who loves G.I.'s.......

"me love you long time!"

how about i just get a running start and barrel into her dry rectum....sure it'll hurt me quite a bit too, but it'll be well worth it...

a service to my old hometown
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:38 PM   #4
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i can always come chill with you in Korea.... find a cheap ladyboy who loves G.I.'s.......

"me love you long time!"

how about i just get a running start and barrel into her dry rectum....sure it'll hurt me quite a bit too, but it'll be well worth it...

a service to my old hometown
well there's Song Tan Sally right out side the gate! she's like 40 or so... and you don't even have to find her... she'll basically pounce you ask'n... "you wanna go... wanna go GI?"

get a sandpaper condom first... then a nice 15ft running start... tie her knees together too... no spreading for her
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:00 PM   #5
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i heard thats what happened to OSP as a child...
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Old 03-08-2008, 08:14 AM   #6
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i heard thats what happened to OSP as a child...
Not exactly... there was an incident with a sprinkler once...

So am I the only one that found that video strangly comical?
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Old 03-08-2008, 08:50 AM   #7
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ya, that is pretty uncool. What's greater is as taxpayers we are probably paying her to be a mother
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