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Old 06-29-2009, 08:16 PM   #1
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Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

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Old 06-29-2009, 08:30 PM   #2
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I knew it all along! You go riding your bike along those back roads in Penn and what do you see? Carriages, drawn by horses of course. And geese. Lots of geese. They're in the fields, in the ponds, in the air above the carriages. Yet you never see goose-splat on an Amish carriage do you? No! Proof positive, as if you needed it, that the geese are in league with the Amish. Which only goes to prove that the geese that gave their lives trying to down that plane in New York were actually subversive Amish agents on a suicide mission!
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:48 PM   #3
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Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

Hells yeh! and you can do all that while cooking naked in the kitchen on your way to being pregnant
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:03 PM   #4
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Hells yeh! and you can do all that while cooking naked in the kitchen on your way to being pregnant

I told you I don't cook. Or maybe I didn't, but you should just know that.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:01 PM   #5
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Yep. We're all fucked.

That means, HH, that you need to go home, strip naked, and take a bath in a tub full of Jell-O.

And post pictures.

Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.
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Old 06-29-2009, 09:25 PM   #6
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Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.
Oh GREAT... now we won't hear from y'all for DAYS....


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Old 06-29-2009, 11:05 PM   #7
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Oh GREAT... now we won't hear from y'all for DAYS....


Well we will come back out to the Saucer on Wednesday. If we have a reddish tint, don't ask questions.
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:17 PM   #8
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Sending the boy to the groceria to buy jello now.
tell him he can thank me later.
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tell him he can thank me later.
He has no reply. Yet.
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:14 AM   #10
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I absolutely do not get on airplanes. My wife is going to Cali and I will be staying in PA only b/c I won't fly.
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