Paris Hilton to sponsor a MotoGP 125 team.. - Page 5

marko138 · 12-24-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

It does... Marko, I'm sorry but you were all "Um" and stuttering and she answered your questions directly and in a concise manner. I mean the questions weren't exactly thought provoking... She had just gotten into town the night before and this was the next morning and you're asking her inane questions about what she thinks of the town.

She was there to sell perfume not give a symposium on nuclear fusion.

She's a model, she never pretended to be an intellectual. What did you expect?

I thought she was polite, reasonably coherent and honestly sweet in a way.

BTW this was back when I would have still considered boning her!

Had to throw her softballs.

Amber Lamps · 12-24-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Had to throw her softballs.

Oh I understand that but I seriously think that she was cute and rather nice... I didn't see anything wrong with her at all. Of course I'm not a Paris Hilton hqter either...

Apoc · 12-24-2010, 01:19 PM

i'd eat her asshole, before boning her without a rubber. All you haters have fucked worse (and dirtier), I guarantee it.

Amber Lamps · 12-24-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

i'd eat her asshole, before boning her without a rubber. All you haters have fucked worse (and dirtier), I guarantee it.

Okay, now here's something that we can agree on completely! These dudes are acting like if Paris knocked on their doors they'd turn her down...yea right.

derf · 12-24-2010, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Okay, now here's something that we can agree on completely! These dudes are acting like if Paris knocked on their doors they'd turn her down...yea right.

Any girl that has a wasabi sauce dispenser between her legs I will turn down. Remember when she forgot to pay her storage unit bill a while back and all her shit got auctioned off? This was in there

derf · 12-24-2010, 07:22 PM

And for good measure here are 2 other chicks my dick wont ever be in

defector · 12-24-2010, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

And for good measure here are 2 other chicks my dick wont ever be in

Yeah, but not by choice.

Avatard · 12-25-2010, 02:54 AM

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[left]Can I have those saddlebags for my bike?

[right]Tits! and WHOA, dayum, isn't that quite the fucking cameltoe!

Particle Man · 12-26-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Caption:

[left]Can I have those saddlebags for my bike?

[right]Tits! and WHOA, dayum, isn't that quite the fucking cameltoe!

Tmall · 12-26-2010, 04:10 PM

I'm too good for her. I would not fuck her. Our relationship is going great thanks for asking. This time I've found the one, who cares if we're engaged and have only known each other three days. No really, I can handle myself, I just take a shit with my gun to be 100% safe...

The many lies of Twowheelfix...

12-24-2010, 01:19 PM	#3
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	i'd eat her asshole, before boning her without a rubber. All you haters have fucked worse (and dirtier), I guarantee it. __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

12-24-2010, 07:22 PM	#6
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	And for good measure here are 2 other chicks my dick wont ever be in __________________

12-25-2010, 02:54 AM	#8
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Go team cameltoe! Caption: [left]Can I have those saddlebags for my bike? [right]Tits! and WHOA, dayum, isn't that quite the fucking cameltoe! __________________ Insert free thought here.

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12-26-2010, 04:10 PM	#10
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I'm too good for her. I would not fuck her. Our relationship is going great thanks for asking. This time I've found the one, who cares if we're engaged and have only known each other three days. No really, I can handle myself, I just take a shit with my gun to be 100% safe... The many lies of Twowheelfix...