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Old 02-24-2010, 04:44 PM   #1
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Default shamu eats trainer in front of audience

kinda.
http://www.startribune.com/nation/85237837.html
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:51 PM   #2
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I'm going to swim with this highly intelligent 7000lb killing machine, what could go wrong??
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:54 PM   #3
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that woulda been awesome
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Old 02-24-2010, 04:58 PM   #4
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Staff note to the maintenence and feeding crew: the whale in tank 5 has already eaten. Expect whale shit with pieces of neoprene...
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Wow... sending kids to therapy one whale at a time.
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:27 PM   #6
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:29 PM   #7
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Wow... sending kids to therapy one whale at a time.
Thought that was called a Fat Farm...
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:31 PM   #8
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Killer Whale. Nuff said. He gets big respect from the other inmates for dropping a hack. Just wait till they find the shiv in the dolphin tank...
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:32 PM   #9
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Sometimes you get the whale and sometimes the whale gets you.
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:36 PM   #10
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I suspect its time to simply quit using whales in shows. obviously they dont enjoy it.
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