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Old 09-19-2011, 01:36 PM   #1
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Default $263,504 to teach the secrets of breast-slapping

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Old 09-19-2011, 01:59 PM   #2
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Blood flow. You slap at sumpin for spell, it'll swell.

That'll be $263,504, please.
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Old 09-19-2011, 03:00 PM   #3
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Wow. Just wow.
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Old 09-19-2011, 09:47 PM   #4
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Old 09-19-2011, 10:28 PM   #5
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Last time I read, slappin tits was bad for them. Remember girls having tit slapping contest a couple years ago and doctors coming out saying it's bad for their tits?
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Old 09-22-2011, 07:33 AM   #6
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Last time I read, slappin tits was bad for them. Remember girls having tit slapping contest a couple years ago and doctors coming out saying it's bad for their tits?
The docs were just jealous they weren't invited.
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