Thinking of stealing a shove? Revenge like a boss.. - Page 2

Adeptus_Minor · 02-07-2011, 08:35 PM

I loved the shift change on the snow blower.
It's so nice when the neighbors pitch in.

karl_1052 · 02-08-2011, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Ah he should have taken about 4 5 gallon buckets of water to the guy's car at about one hour intervals.

Then thrown a dead fish on the windshield. Let that fucker freeze onto the car.

Amorok · 02-09-2011, 03:13 AM

Na, pour a bucket of steaming hot water on the windshield. Spider-webbing hilarity shall ensue.

Papa_Complex · 02-09-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Na, pour a bucket of steaming hot water on the windshield. Spider-webbing hilarity shall ensue.

I draw the line at causing actual damage but a light misting of water, to turn the shell into ice, wouldn't be out of the question.

derf · 02-09-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I draw the line at causing actual damage but a light misting of water, to turn the shell into ice, wouldn't be out of the question.

Fuck that, turn on the garden hose with the lawn sprayer attachment and wait till morning

CasterTroy · 02-09-2011, 08:02 AM

But only if it's a mustang parked sideways in the back of the parking lot

Papa_Complex · 02-09-2011, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

But only if it's a mustang parked sideways in the back of the parking lot

25 years ago, or thereabouts, I was the lead hand in a public parking lot. A guy driving an old-school Austin Mini damned near ran one of my guys down. A few of us found it, where the owner had parked, picked it up, and turned it sideways between two other cars, in the parking spot.

OneSickPsycho · 02-09-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

Fuck that, turn on the garden hose with the lawn sprayer attachment and wait till morning

Oh, fuck me. If I walked out in the morning to that, I'd just turn around and walk back in the house.

Homeslice · 02-09-2011, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

Fuck that, turn on the garden hose with the lawn sprayer attachment and wait till morning

Photoshop? If not, that's pretty impressive. You even try to chip away at that antenna and it will be permanently bent.

Papa_Complex · 02-09-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Photoshop? If not, that's pretty impressive. You even try to chip away at that antenna and it will be permanently bent.

Probably not Photoshop, but not likely done with a hose either. I've seen similar, a couple of times, when a fire hydrant has failed.

02-07-2011, 08:35 PM	#11
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	I loved the shift change on the snow blower. It's so nice when the neighbors pitch in. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

02-09-2011, 03:13 AM	#13
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Na, pour a bucket of steaming hot water on the windshield. Spider-webbing hilarity shall ensue. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-09-2011, 08:02 AM	#16
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	But only if it's a mustang parked sideways in the back of the parking lot __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl