Why I stopped watching the NFL (as of today) - Page 2

defector · 02-07-2011, 11:59 AM

Other than the entire team in a Rockettes style dance, I really don't care.
However, I laugh when they point to the sky for the good plays they make. How about you point up to the sky when you screw up too?

EpyonXero · 02-07-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ontwo

I like to see a guy flip the ball to the official and head to the sideline. You know, like he's been there before.

Even though he just (likely) scored the biggest touchown in his life and theres a good chance he will never have a chance to do it again?

Particle Man · 02-07-2011, 12:20 PM

I may stop watching because it souded like someone was torturing a freaking cat during the half-time show.

ontwo · 02-07-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

Other than the entire team in a Rockettes style dance, I really don't care.
However, I laugh when they point to the sky for the good plays they make. How about you point up to the sky when you screw up too?

Yeah, or interview a guy from the losing team and hear something like this, "yeah, we could've won the game, but Jesus made me drop that pass in the end zone."

CasterTroy · 02-07-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ontwo

Jesus made me drop that pass in the end zone

No way...he was totally finishing out some LOTR dungeonmasters living quarters in his moms basement!

Nice try!

LeeNetworX · 02-07-2011, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I may stop watching because it souded like someone was torturing a freaking cat during the half-time show.

God, they suck. 4 people who can't play an instrument and basically just stand around 'singing' while surrounded by dancers and special effects.....then they had to add guest appearances by Usher and Slash because they don't have enough musical depth to take on a 15 minute show with their own music. BTW - I've seen that same Axel Rose impression performed by a drunken whore at a Karaoke bar and she sang it much better.

Dave · 02-07-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

God, they suck. 4 people who can't play an instrument and basically just stand around 'singing' while surrounded by dancers and special effects.....then they had to add guest appearances by Usher and Slash because they don't have enough musical depth to take on a 15 minute show with their own music. BTW - I've seen that same Axel Rose impression performed by a drunken whore at a Karaoke bar and she sang it much better.

Special effects felt ripped off from the likes of daft punk and kylie minogue. Either of whom would have been a better act

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ontwo · 02-07-2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Someone just sent me this.

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Porkchop · 02-07-2011, 04:34 PM

I'm not gonna lie, I hope the NFL gets locked out next year. That way we can focus on college football, and possibly a play-off system.

Oh, and the NHL can get back some major broadcast and ESPN time that they lost in their lockout from a couple years ago.

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