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Old 06-10-2012, 11:33 PM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:21 PM   #2
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Two things I notice about this picture.
1. She can fit at least six TWF bikes in her love tunnel
2. That isn't a phone she's taking the picture with...
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Old 06-11-2012, 07:31 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2012, 11:17 PM   #4
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I'll post it up and see how long trip takes to unleash the smack down...
As soon as finish with this round of....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pl5CZLzKyk
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:17 AM   #5
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I got a pic of me in the exact same position holding a mirror with my feet. Let me go upload right quick.
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:23 AM   #6
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I got a pic of me in the exact same position holding a mirror with my feet. Let me go upload right quick.
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The fingers are a dead give away.
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:35 AM   #8
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Lotion? I was hoping for a bottle of sulphuric acid to scrub my eyes with.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:20 PM   #9
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Lotion? I was hoping for a bottle of sulphuric acid to scrub my eyes with.
I've seen where you've put your dick. You'd likely drink her pee if she batted her eyes at you.
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:45 PM   #10
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