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Old 12-11-2008, 02:04 AM   #221
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Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.
i reserve the right to have a headache!
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:07 AM   #222
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to much talking not enough pictures... I want to see the large version of the avatar. I think I see a unicorn in the background, I just want to make sure its not there.
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:07 AM   #223
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The more I read the responses from the males in this thread, the less I'm apt to actually want anything to do with them.
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:37 AM   #224
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The more I read the responses from the males in this thread, the less I'm apt to actually want anything to do with them.
Just use us like live dildos and then leave us alone.
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:40 AM   #225
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Someone catch me up, did the twins score with the mom and daughter

This thread is full of win.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:14 AM   #226
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i reserve the right to have a headache!

What are you talking about? You'd dry hump a light post WITHOUT a head!
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Old 12-11-2008, 10:30 AM   #227
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What are you talking about? You'd dry hump a light post WITHOUT a head!
You should see him when He's riding his Bike...Poor thing Gets dry humped Mid Ride!
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:34 AM   #228
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to much talking not enough pictures... I want to see the large version of the avatar. I think I see a unicorn in the background, I just want to make sure its not there.
Um, Chet, aren't we still friends on myspace? 'cause if we are, you must not have been paying attention for a really long time!!

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Someone catch me up, did the twins score with the mom and daughter

This thread is full of win.
Yeah, no, the twin hasn't scored with me. Neither of them have. And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:38 AM   #229
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And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out.

Dumb and Dumber comes to mind... What are the chances of us getting together, 1 in 1,000?

Uh, more like 1 in a million.

So you're saying there's a chance!!
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:47 PM   #230
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And while Cass has stopped texting me, he told my daughter he's convinced that there is hope for us and that I will ultimately be drunk dialing him in the near future. I guess he's hoping the power of positive thinking will help him out.
It doesn't cost him anything to hope.

BTW, can I date your other daughter?
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