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Old 08-13-2008, 11:56 PM   #21
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That's because you're not an old guy on an old bike.

You can always get challenged to a race up Lookout Mountain, but few race down. Most take the highway down on the backside. How come? You hardly open the throttle coming down, except coming out of curves. It's mostly brakes. But many riders don't know how to use their brakes going into a downhill curve, let alone how to use both of them.
Shit the only racing around here is straight lines. Or if a farm boy asks if you want to race him on his dirtbike when he picks the course.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:11 PM   #22
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I normally just wave and go on whenever cagers wanted to "race" me. Unless they got a hot chick with them then I gotta lay the smack down on them and then talk shit to the honey.
LOL, To true, Hotties do play a roll in just how I go about fucking with them.

A good old 12 O'clocker and the look over while there little car is just strugeling to keep up is somehow very ammusing to me.
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Old 08-14-2008, 12:15 PM   #23
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you and gunther would of been scary to ride with if you two ever rode together
I think its MI. There isnt much for fun if your not doing 140 plus on the E-way. And the cops are so easy to spot if your lookin'. At least it is to me. But I am a human Radar. I can spot a fly on a cow's ass 2 miles out. And judge his rate of desent upon said cow butt...
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:31 PM   #24
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Gunther?? HMMMM... ok
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:17 AM   #25
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HaHa. :bump:

Im full of shit... But it makes me laugh.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:25 AM   #26
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I think its MI. There isnt much for fun if your not doing 140 plus on the E-way. And the cops are so easy to spot if your lookin'. At least it is to me. But I am a human Radar. I can spot a fly on a cow's ass 2 miles out. And judge his rate of desent upon said cow butt...
I do triple digits on the back roads every day on my 10 mile commute back and forth to work, no bullshit. I routinely hit 111(indicated) on a stretch of road. Of course it only takes a few seconds (second gear)to get to that speed.
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:43 AM   #27
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
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Old 08-15-2008, 10:49 AM   #28
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
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Old 08-15-2008, 11:02 AM   #29
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on the throttle till i see jesus...

... then i started braking so late i started using jesus as a braking marker....
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:00 PM   #30
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Theres just something about Speed that Brings me Closer to God...

If Jesus ever comes back I think he will Ride a Suzuki...
Nope. Jesus would ride a BMW. Why do you think that the sky color is blue and the cloud color is white?
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