Handicap bathroom stalls - Page 3

defector · 04-23-2010, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

well this morning he was there ( i see his same damn sneakers everytime) from the before i stepped in the door til after i Left.

i just now went to go take a piss and the mother fucker was STILL there.

thats three fucking hours.

either he is going for a world record for longest time shitting, or most frequent consecutive shitting and time wasted in the bathroom at work in one day! fucker

He didn't hear when the boss said his shit break was over.

Particle Man · 04-23-2010, 12:28 PM

I tend to go for it because there's nobody that uses the one near where I sit. Only thing I don't like: the TP is set below the bowl and below the handrail which makes it tough to get to. It's a PIA but it's always clean.

marko138 · 04-23-2010, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

well this morning he was there ( i see his same damn sneakers everytime) from the before i stepped in the door til after i Left.

i just now went to go take a piss and the mother fucker was STILL there.

thats three fucking hours.

either he is going for a world record for longest time shitting, or most frequent consecutive shitting and time wasted in the bathroom at work in one day! fucker

Thats either really impressive or really fucked up.

Dave · 04-23-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaPython

well this morning he was there ( i see his same damn sneakers everytime) from the before i stepped in the door til after i Left.

i just now went to go take a piss and the mother fucker was STILL there.

thats three fucking hours.

either he is going for a world record for longest time shitting, or most frequent consecutive shitting and time wasted in the bathroom at work in one day! fucker

id mention it to his supervisor in only the most concerned tones about the state of his health. Then you can sit back and enjoy the drama

Rangerscott · 04-23-2010, 02:09 PM

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Dave · 04-23-2010, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

is that a handicapped bathroom or a small apartment? wtf

Rangerscott · 04-23-2010, 02:35 PM

Its one of he bathrooms at work. All marble or granite or whatever it is. Even the floor is a slab of it.

Cutty72 · 04-23-2010, 02:46 PM

At work I'll use it.
Not a random public shitter so otherwise I'm good.

101lifts2 · 04-23-2010, 04:07 PM

I'll use the smaller stalls first, then the handicapped. But I'm not waiting if the handicapped is open. They can wait just like me.

Smittie61984 · 04-23-2010, 08:13 PM

I don't usually use them unless I have to. Not becuase I give a crap about handicap people, infact I'm tired of them parking up front at my gym and then out running me. If you can run a 10k faster than me or have on a Ironman T-shirt you aren't handicapped.

I just don't like them because the toilets are usually high and I prefer a full on squat and they are usually the last stalls which are the nastiest stalls.

View Poll Results: When do you use handicap bathroom stalls?
Never, treat it like a handicap parking spot.	2	3.92%
Only if it's the last one open.	21	41.18%
I treat it like any other stall.	18	35.29%
Always, I need the extra room and grab rails for me and Tater's whore of an ex-wife.	10	19.61%
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll

04-23-2010, 12:28 PM	#22
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I tend to go for it because there's nobody that uses the one near where I sit. Only thing I don't like: the TP is set below the bowl and below the handrail which makes it tough to get to. It's a PIA but it's always clean. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-23-2010, 04:07 PM	#29
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	I'll use the smaller stalls first, then the handicapped. But I'm not waiting if the handicapped is open. They can wait just like me. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

04-23-2010, 08:13 PM	#30
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I don't usually use them unless I have to. Not becuase I give a crap about handicap people, infact I'm tired of them parking up front at my gym and then out running me. If you can run a 10k faster than me or have on a Ironman T-shirt you aren't handicapped. I just don't like them because the toilets are usually high and I prefer a full on squat and they are usually the last stalls which are the nastiest stalls. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

04-23-2010, 02:09 PM	#25
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

04-23-2010, 02:35 PM	#27
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Its one of he bathrooms at work. All marble or granite or whatever it is. Even the floor is a slab of it.