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Old 01-03-2011, 08:15 PM   #31
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This is why I don't have an iPhone




Too many "variables" and you can't even change the battery...I'll keep my Droid WHICH WAKES ME EVERY MORNING.
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:22 PM   #32
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Hmmm. I wonder if, since Apple does admit the phone fucked up, would it be possible to sue over, say, somebody not waking up to go to their job or something else where it cost them a lot of money to miss.
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Old 01-04-2011, 01:27 AM   #33
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My alarm fails to go off occasionally on every alarm clock/phone I have owned.



I suspect I get use to them and turn them off while I am barely conscious and go back to sleep. I have to put one well away from me as a backup on the latest time I can wake up and I have a close one I can snooze. I have thought about just using the backup all the time, but sometimes I like to go into work early and sometimes I like to snooze a few times.
Or the alarm clock monster is turning it off.

Oh the drama of alarms clock not going off...the world is going to end.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:32 AM   #34
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You'll have to excuse me, I'm having a tech backlash. I just turned 50, and it's either that, or start yelling for kids to get outta my yard.

All my life, I've been the guy that had all the latest gadgets, and tech toys.

Anymore, I don't care for any of it, and care even less to read the fucking manual for it. I guess I just reached saturation.

I now lust for simple, elegant, self-contained, computer-independent, dedicated gear, that just simply WORKS.

I still have all the tech shit, and if I really need to, I can use it. I just don't like it anymore, and find that it often complicates simple tasks that we used to accomplish previously with far simpler tools, and with greater reliability.

I guess I could sum it up as; SIMPLIFY.

See, told you I was getting old.
ahh, but isint stuffing the functions of 20+ things into one wafer thin device simplifying in and of itself?
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:34 AM   #35
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:13 AM   #36
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ahh, but isint stuffing the functions of 20+ things into one wafer thin device simplifying in and of itself?
Sometimes it isn't. I'll give an example: I had to set up a timer on a light. The built-in computerized electronic timer was rather complicated to set up, had only a two button interface. Confusing. I spent five minutes reading it, and was still confounded. Finally, I set the thing just to stay "on", and I grabbed one of those simple little Intermatic mechanical timers with the pull-out pins that I had lying around, and bang; I was fucking done literally inside of 30 seconds.

Next.

See? Sometimes, "simple" is more to do with the interface.

As a musician and recordist, I've watched as mixing boards and tape machines were all replaced by the computer. Everything integrated all in one, so simply, as you put it.

...Only, usability kinda sucked ass. Everything was 3 fucking menus deep, hard to find in real time. Access and control suffered.

Now, they make "control surfaces". These plug into your computer to give you back all those tactile knobs, and faders...just like the old consoles!

Yay! Wait...we made that trip why?

Cuz it sounds better.

Wait, no it doesn't.

Cuz it's easier.

Wait, no it isn't.

Shit is actually way more fucking complex, and it even crashes and shit!

Yeah. Back to the Future!

So yeah, you can do amazingly fucking cool shit in Logic and Protools, but God, I miss my fucking 16 track machine.

Shit just fucking worked...Y'know?
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Old 01-04-2011, 09:34 AM   #37
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Or the alarm clock monster is turning it off.

Oh the drama of alarms clock not going off...the world is going to end.
Gawd, what he said. Jeezus ppl, so the iphone had an alarm issue a whole TWO friggin times...call the NY Times already. This isnt even newsworthy.
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:17 AM   #38
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Gawd, what he said. Jeezus ppl, so the iphone had an alarm issue a whole TWO friggin times...call the NY Times already. This isnt even newsworthy.
It probably wasn't even the iphone, it's probably it's stupid users don't know how to actually use the phone. Kinda like how the antenna issue isn't actually an issue, it's the stupid users again not knowing how to hold the phone.
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It probably wasn't even the iphone, it's probably it's stupid users don't know how to actually use the phone. Kinda like how the antenna issue isn't actually an issue, it's the stupid users again not knowing how to hold the phone.
Apple does market towards the inept...
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It probably wasn't even the iphone, it's probably it's stupid users don't know how to actually use the phone. Kinda like how the antenna issue isn't actually an issue, it's the stupid users again not knowing how to hold the phone.
QFT!! And the antenna thing wasnt just the iphone, there are several makers not just apple who did the same thing, but because they aren't the evil Apple Empire, nothing is ever said.

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