Mom claims daughter got pregnant from sperm floating in pool - Page 4

Dave · 07-10-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Apparently in Poland/Slavic countries it is common....

Remember "Star face"...

Hey a similar story worked for Mary..... And there's my religious joke for the month!

wasnt there a so called virgin birth in the eighties and eventually the truth came out that she was getting dry humped by her boyfriend and the semen worked its way through her underwear?

Amber Lamps · 07-10-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

wasnt there a so called virgin birth in the eighties and eventually the truth came out that she was getting dry humped by her boyfriend and the semen worked its way through her underwear?

Maybe but did she have a hymen?

CrazyKell · 07-10-2009, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Maybe but did she have a hymen?

Hymen is not present in all women for a variety of reasons.

Avatard · 07-10-2009, 04:22 PM

...Including motorcycle riding.

Particle Man · 07-10-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

...Including motorcycle riding.

or motorcycle ridERs

torilynne · 07-10-2009, 07:12 PM

there are some really big idiots out in the world.

if my daughter ever tried telling me she got knocked up by swimming in a pool id beath the shit outta her for getting knocked up so young let her recoperate and then fuck her up again for lieing to me lol

but seriously to the mother

how nieve do you gotta be to believe that?!?

Amber Lamps · 07-10-2009, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by torilynne

there are some really big idiots out in the world.

if my daughter ever tried telling me she got knocked up by swimming in a pool id beath the shit outta her for getting knocked up so young let her recoperate and then fuck her up again for lieing to me lol

but seriously to the mother

how nieve do you gotta be to believe that?!?

Dave, you know that if she continues to spell like this some grammar bitch is gonna jump her right?

I agree with your sentiment, how incredibly stupid would you have to be to even try a story like that? Seriously?!?

Dave · 07-10-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Dave, you know that if she continues to spell like this some grammar bitch is gonna jump her right?

I agree with your sentiment, how incredibly stupid would you have to be to even try a story like that? Seriously?!?

i keep telling her that google is her friend

torilynne · 07-10-2009, 09:15 PM

i really dont pay that much attention to my typing cuz i spend a lot of time at work on a regular sized keyboard and then come home and have to type on my computer which has a smaller keyboard cuz its a mini laptop so my spelling gets jumble up when i type so if i spell stuff wrong my bad

Rangerscott · 07-10-2009, 10:36 PM

O man. The Hymen is the best part.

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torilynne Burrito Goddess Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Moto: 88 Hawk 650 Posts: 148	there are some really big idiots out in the world. if my daughter ever tried telling me she got knocked up by swimming in a pool id beath the shit outta her for getting knocked up so young let her recoperate and then fuck her up again for lieing to me lol but seriously to the mother how nieve do you gotta be to believe that?!? __________________ "Right in the knockers" I will not spill the drinks-not even a drop, I will not drop the pizza, I will give them the money at the bridge--I am proud to be....a professional bitch rider. (RETIRED)

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torilynne Burrito Goddess Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Moto: 88 Hawk 650 Posts: 148	i really dont pay that much attention to my typing cuz i spend a lot of time at work on a regular sized keyboard and then come home and have to type on my computer which has a smaller keyboard cuz its a mini laptop so my spelling gets jumble up when i type so if i spell stuff wrong my bad __________________ "Right in the knockers" I will not spill the drinks-not even a drop, I will not drop the pizza, I will give them the money at the bridge--I am proud to be....a professional bitch rider. (RETIRED)

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	O man. The Hymen is the best part.