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Old 09-15-2009, 10:32 AM   #31
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I was going to have you tell Brian get off the cotton rocket and ride a real bike. But, since it isn't the Brian we know and love...
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:42 AM   #32
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Piss in his sister's mouth AND put it in her exhaust.
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:53 AM   #33
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As long as I'm paying for it I ride what I want and don't really care what others think for the most part. Hell I like most bikes so I get along with most riders anyways.
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:36 PM   #34
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To me, it seems as simple as saying, "you're irritating me to the point that I don't want to ride with you anymore. This is my bike, like it or, buy me another."
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:38 PM   #35
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Ya know, that's pretty darned direct and might work damned well!!!!
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Old 09-15-2009, 05:09 PM   #36
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You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

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Old 09-15-2009, 05:13 PM   #37
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You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.

Let's try a role playing exercise.

I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:

Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.

You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.

Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.

You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.

Me: I think...

You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?

See? Easy.

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Old 09-15-2009, 05:15 PM   #38
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Old 09-15-2009, 05:21 PM   #39
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I would tell him "next time you buy me a bike, I'll take your thoughts into consideration. I paid for this one, and its my choice. END OF STORY"
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Old 09-15-2009, 07:55 PM   #40
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Tell him if he should have bought a CR500 and stroked it if he wasn't such a pussy.
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