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Old 10-29-2009, 05:17 PM   #81
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that's what she said!



BTW, anyone check out the tags on this thread? Holy shit
This is the best part of the whole thing.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:34 PM   #82
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So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?
Thats what i wanted to know! What does she think the promise ring is for? Does she know you don't plan on marrying her?

Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:35 PM   #83
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Thats what i wanted to know! What does she think the promise ring is for? Does she know you don't plan on marrying her?

Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:52 PM   #84
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Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #85
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Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.
But she's giving it up anyway
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:03 PM   #86
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But she's giving it up anyway
Two words: Pussy Control.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:51 PM   #87
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Two words: Pussy Control.
That is the kind of PC this country needs MORE of.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:36 PM   #88
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How in the hell did I miss this thread?

Anyway, a dumb question but do all you other guys really look for a wedding ring? I never have, i'm too busy looking at
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:59 PM   #89
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sounds like someone just had the "Birds and the Bees" talk
You could call it something like that, but not quite.

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I usually opt for a cock ring myself...to each his own.


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Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:10 PM   #90
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There is nothing you all can do to piss me off today!!! I made $300 today and I just got my replacement computer from Dell... they sent me a fucking Alienware M17X!!!! 2.8 ghz processor, blueray player, face recognition, etc!Yep you heard me and I don't have to send my old computer back to them! I'm starting a damn thread...holy fuck!!!

Oh I graduated in 1983 so my class ring is WAY older!

Marko, I don't have any real money, I've been laid off since forever, definitely NOT the nicest guy in the world and I'm not exactly Brad Pitt looks wise....hmmmm I wonder why she sticks around? I can give you 9 1/2 reasons!

I've been using the promise ring deal forever and it seems to work pretty well! I believe that it gives the girl a sense of security...


Aw who gives a fuck? On to my computer thread!!!
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