I F***'d up my life - Page 9

Particle Man · 09-03-2010, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Isn't Digi the same guy who likes to dress up like an animal? I seem to recall a thread about him being a "Furry", or some such thing.

What's the Marine Corp policy on that?

Don't ask, don't shed?

JC

Someone in jail will be petting him

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Oh fuck.

Here it comes....

JC

No shit

Porkchop · 09-03-2010, 04:12 PM

First off, I smell troll.... And if he is, I motion for immediate banhammer.

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Interesting how you stole this shit to provide for your family, but you're talking about, or already bought a new bike. How about cancelling your cell phone, selling your computer, and stop paying for internet service? That may be a better way, rather than B&E...

Nooooo..... he would never sell HIS shit! I mean when it comes to his entertainment, thats not included in helping his mom's problems.

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Typical mentality of people under 30 these days........."Oh, the door was open, they must not care about their shit anymore"...........or "Oh, he dropped his wallet on the street, he DESERVES to get his money stolen"

Hey.... dont be grouping us into one big lump. You just dont hear about the 80% that are normal outstanding citizens. Some of us were raised right. I've returned 2 wallets and a cell phone this year.... So kindly

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Just kidding about the

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Originally Posted by Trip

He may be in prison. Might not come back to this thread. Getting butt raped by the gubamint.

I hope this is a joke.

I can check the local police records for a breaking and entering at any closed down suzuki shops here in Columbus. I didnt think he was a minor... is he? Can you PM me his name Trip?

I hope to god its a joke, because I want to see banhammer...

wildchild · 09-03-2010, 04:35 PM

actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

101lifts2 · 09-03-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by skiergirl

... and can't afford internet ........

Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about.

TYEster · 09-03-2010, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about.

I assumed he got or found Wifi somewhere.

Or stole that too.

skiergirl · 09-03-2010, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.....but if he got rid of the internet we would not have this glorious thread and you guys would have nothing to complain about.

good point, it's kept me entertained at work today..

Rangerscott · 09-03-2010, 05:55 PM

I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

t-homo · 09-03-2010, 06:40 PM

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Porkchop · 09-03-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

Cory · 09-03-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by t-homo

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf

09-03-2010, 04:35 PM	#83
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center. hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

09-03-2010, 06:40 PM	#88
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.