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Old 09-19-2010, 05:58 PM   #1
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What I don't understand is the kissyface pose.... are people really turned on by that?
Most women don't know how to pose, period. With their face, or worse yet with their bodies when naked. When naked, there's seemingly always a lame attempt at some sexy "come hither" thing, that almost invariably looks totally fucking anti-sexy.
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Old 09-19-2010, 07:04 PM   #2
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Most women don't know how to pose, period. With their face, or worse yet with their bodies when naked. When naked, there's seemingly always a lame attempt at some sexy "come hither" thing, that almost invariably looks totally fucking anti-sexy.
<- hates it when girls try too hard at this
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Old 09-17-2010, 09:10 AM   #3
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You mean THIS doesnt turn you on??

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Old 09-17-2010, 02:19 PM   #4
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You mean THIS doesnt turn you on??

If by "turned on" you mean willing to punch that obnoxious and fat little cunt in the throat...yes.

Otherwise, no. Not even a little bit.
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Old 09-17-2010, 09:29 PM   #5
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You mean THIS doesnt turn you on??

what about this one?

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Old 09-17-2010, 09:12 AM   #6
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What about this one...she's a blonde...



I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!
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Old 09-17-2010, 10:12 AM   #7
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What about this one...she's a blonde...



I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!
Yeeeeeeeeeeah, not really a fan of the blondes. They get me into too much trouble (and are usually half my age).

I think that the idea of those shots, is to try and portray attitude. It doesn't work; just makes them look juvenile and stupid.

Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.
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Old 09-17-2010, 10:14 AM   #8
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Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.
Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.
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Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.
I thought that was what you were talking about, which is why I said it
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Old 09-17-2010, 06:00 PM   #10
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Go to urban dictionary and look up Raccoon Aerials. My wife's contribution to urban dictionary.
absolute genius! it still cracks me up.
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