Why are new parents such dickbags? - Page 2

Gas Man · 03-08-2013, 11:20 AM

Honestly even if they are parents of years, doens't make them experts... like listen asshole, your kid is an asshole so therefore your input is an input of an asshole and should be disregarded.

Hell, if we are going to count everybody's opinion, than even people without kids should be totally 100% in the right to give opinioins. Just because you reproduced doesn't mean you know anything.

pauldun170 · 03-08-2013, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I think the "DROOOOIDDD!!!!" is the worst....especially when its full-volume.

I've picked up some odd habits on the corporate crapper in that I won't start dropping until my reading material is ready so I get my phone ready.
I ALWAYS have my phone on vibrate.
Well, yesterday I had the phone off all morning because my battery was low and I forgot my charger. It just so happens that I had a crap mate in the stall next door. Extremely rare nowadays since they are relocating everyone to other buildings and my team of 6 is one of the last few folks on the floor. We went from hundreds of people to maybe 15 people across 3 departments in huge space. You would never know that any of the other teams are there.
It is dead silent. So quiet that you end up whispering for no reason.

So I turn on my phone with Mr. Mystery of unknown department who shall be known as shiny black shoes and "DROOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!"
Fortunately he didn't have to worry about shitting his pants since...well you know.

True Story

Rangerscott · 03-11-2013, 02:26 PM

If I had a kid and it was throwing a fit, Id just leave .em. Find a spot to hide and watch them freak out. Thatll teach the little shit not to throw a fit. High five.

LeeNetworX · 03-11-2013, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

If I had a kid and it was throwing a fit, Id just leave .em. Find a spot to hide and watch them freak out. Thatll teach the little shit not to throw a fit. High five.

Your mastery of child development and psychology is obviously advanced, as you've figured it all out. You should have many children, should you ever find a wife or male partner who is willing to adopt with you.

Rangerscott · 03-11-2013, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Your mastery of child development and psychology is obviously advanced, as you've figured it all out. You should have many children, should you ever find a wife or male partner who is willing to adopt with you.

Thanks. I think highly of myself. Theres no better love than tough love and not being there for them truly shows you care.

CasterTroy · 03-12-2013, 09:41 AM

Spoken like the father of 47% of today's children

Papa_Complex · 03-12-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

Spoken like the father of 47% of today's children

That would be more like, "Yeah, I've got a few children somewhere. Haven't seen them in 15 years and never paid a cent for them."

Rangerscott · 03-17-2013, 12:51 PM

Hey. I always hear men should cry more. What better way than to leave a little boy so he has something to cry about when hes a man. Hell he could become rich off that singing about or.some shit.

All yall love skanks. Daddy issues can I get a what what.

Homeslice · 03-18-2013, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Hey. I always hear men should cry more. What better way than to leave a little boy so he has something to cry about when hes a man. Hell he could become rich off that singing about or.some shit.

All yall love skanks. Daddy issues can I get a what what.

mkay..

LeeNetworX · 03-18-2013, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

mkay..

My 3 year old manages more coherent conversations.

03-08-2013, 11:20 AM	#1
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03-12-2013, 09:41 AM	#6
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Spoken like the father of 47% of today's children __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

03-11-2013, 02:26 PM	#3
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	If I had a kid and it was throwing a fit, Id just leave .em. Find a spot to hide and watch them freak out. Thatll teach the little shit not to throw a fit. High five.

03-17-2013, 12:51 PM	#8
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Hey. I always hear men should cry more. What better way than to leave a little boy so he has something to cry about when hes a man. Hell he could become rich off that singing about or.some shit. All yall love skanks. Daddy issues can I get a what what.