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Old 12-29-2010, 10:19 AM   #261
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Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
That ass that was magical at age 18 requires a permit to operate on sidewalks by age 23.



Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm
Other than the hair thing, I think the other shit crosses over any ethnicity...
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:20 AM   #262
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I've never really noticed many of my Jewish friends saying "How important their family" is.

Mostly they complain about this one are ramble on about that one....
There is a difference between telling everybody that your family is important to you and that it is part of your culture and just feeling that your family is important.


If you have to tell everyone about the importance of family in your culture then you are going to be fat.

Now that I think about it..the only Jewish girl that I have ever heard say that her family is important to her is a single, 5'5 280 lbs and all she talks about is how she is going to move to Florida to be close to her parents....who constantly critisize her for being fat and single.
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:22 AM   #263
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Other than the hair thing, I think the other shit crosses over any ethnicity...
You sir are young and stupid.
Since your girlfriend is on here I will say no more other than one day you will be old and wise....just not yet
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:24 AM   #264
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There is a potential for a mustache to appear as well. That may be more of a function of not taking as much care of an existing issue as a person gets older though.
Maybe its the tomato sauce?
(not that shit you buy in the store...the real made from scratch stuff you can only learn from an Italian grandmother)
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:58 AM   #265
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:59 AM   #266
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:01 AM   #267
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
Sounds like someone landed on a hand grenade
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:10 AM   #268
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Y'all are really the masters of redirection.
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:13 AM   #269
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Did a fat P.R. or Italian get sexually "offended" if not, the fuck are you guys going on about?

This is an epic thread which could be spread across many boards and even go down in internet fame and now you guys are talking about hairy fat chicks? I'm so fucking disappointed I can't even express it.
What are you? TWF's publicist?
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Old 12-29-2010, 11:14 AM   #270
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Y'all are really the masters of redirection.
How thick is your arm hair?
We are doing a study.
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