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01-27-2011, 07:26 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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Whipped Butter
Why is this crap in my fridge?
I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade. Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who. "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!" Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter. Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it. JC
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.
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01-27-2011, 07:33 PM
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White Trash Hero
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NW Arkansas
Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition
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Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?
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01-27-2011, 07:41 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Cream and salt. JC
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01-27-2011, 08:51 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Redneck Riviera, FL
Moto: 2003 VFR800f6
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I love whipped butter.
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01-27-2011, 11:51 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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01-28-2011, 12:54 AM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.
I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking.
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01-28-2011, 01:11 AM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
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01-28-2011, 06:55 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Brampton, Canada
Moto: '09 ER-6n
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01-28-2011, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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