Whipped Butter

askmrjesus · 01-27-2011, 07:26 PM

Why is this crap in my fridge?

I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade.

Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who.

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter.

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

JC

Trip · 01-27-2011, 07:32 PM

The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.

LeeNetworX · 01-28-2011, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

The whipped butter thats in my fridge is hard as a mother fucking rock. I never use it because it takes a fucking ice pic to remove any of it.

Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.

Trip · 01-28-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Throw that shit out, you lazy bastard.

My wife probably uses it and I would get in trouble.

smileyman · 01-27-2011, 07:33 PM

Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?

askmrjesus · 01-27-2011, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water?

In North Korea maybe.

Cream and salt.

JC

EpyonXero · 01-27-2011, 08:51 PM

I love whipped butter.

askmrjesus · 01-27-2011, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

I dress in womens' clothing, and lip-sync to the Bay City Rollers.

Hi Epyon, and welcome to the I hate whipped butter thread.

JC

Dave · 01-28-2011, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Hi Epyon, and welcome to the I hate whipped butter thread.

JC

And he sang shang a lang and he ran with a gang a doowap a doobie do yay

Avatard · 01-28-2011, 12:54 AM

Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks.

I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking.

01-27-2011, 07:26 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Whipped Butter Why is this crap in my fridge? I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade. Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who. "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!" Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter. Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-27-2011, 07:33 PM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Yeah, air butter. But isnt butter 90 pct water? __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

01-27-2011, 08:51 PM	#7
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	I love whipped butter. __________________

01-28-2011, 12:54 AM	#10
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Actually, I buy premium whipped butter and leave it out. A tub rarely lasts a week, and it'll keep at room temp in all but the hottest weather for two weeks. I keep stick butter in the fridge for measuring and cooking. __________________ Insert free thought here.