"They like to touch each other's weiners"

Kaneman · 10-14-2009, 09:43 AM

So this morning my kindergarten son tells me he doesn't like to use the bathroom at school because the boys like to touch each other's weiners. Says he has to go in the stall so they leave him alone.

WHAT THE FUCK? Is this some kind of Mexican culture thing or something? This never happened when I was in school. Why the hell would 6 year old boys want to touch weiners? Goddamnit.

I've been teaching him to fight for over a year now and he's easily the strongest in his class. I told him not to hide anymore but to stand his ground and go fisticuffs if they try to touch him.

Ugh.

RACER X · 10-14-2009, 09:44 AM

woah, thats a bit strange......talked w/ the teacher about this?

askmrjesus · 10-14-2009, 09:46 AM

I was really hoping this would be a dog thread.

Really.

JC

HurricaneHeather · 10-14-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I was really hoping this would be a dog thread.

Really.

JC

Me too.

Cheese and rice that is bizarre. I don't think it's a Mexican thing. I've never heard of that before.

Kaneman · 10-14-2009, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RACER X

woah, thats a bit strange......talked w/ the teacher about this?

Nah, might mention it when I pick him up today...but probably not. She doesn't speak Spanish so what can she really say to the boys? Besides, he can handle it himself. For now anyway.

pauldun170 · 10-14-2009, 09:54 AM

Um...does your son open carry to school?
Maybe he should shift the holster over a bit.

As for the touchin wieners thing...
I don't know

I'm sure the "proper" answer is that they are at the stage where they are exploring their bodies but personally i think thats just hippy talk for "I don't know, but I read this book..."

I would bring it up with the school just in case there is a wiener touching ringleader running a weiner touching gang in the bathrooms. Maybe they can cockblock him.

HurricaneHeather · 10-14-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Nah, might mention it when I pick him up today...but probably not. She doesn't speak Spanish so what can she really say to the boys? Besides, he can handle it himself. For now anyway.

Oh, so these are like first gen Mexican-Americans? That might be different. I didn't grow up with any of those.

Kaneman · 10-14-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm goin to let the school know so when my boy starts breaking noses they'll know why.

Yea Heather they are real Mexicans. The kind that doesn't flush the toilet paper.

I've been wondering why he always has to pee when I pick him up, now I know.

z06boy · 10-14-2009, 10:03 AM

Never heard of such. Good luck with your son though...I'd be talking with the teacher I do believe.

karl_1052 · 10-14-2009, 10:28 AM

I don't think it is a mexican thing, I think it is a homo thing.

10-14-2009, 09:43 AM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	"They like to touch each other's weiners" So this morning my kindergarten son tells me he doesn't like to use the bathroom at school because the boys like to touch each other's weiners. Says he has to go in the stall so they leave him alone. WHAT THE FUCK? Is this some kind of Mexican culture thing or something? This never happened when I was in school. Why the hell would 6 year old boys want to touch weiners? Goddamnit. I've been teaching him to fight for over a year now and he's easily the strongest in his class. I told him not to hide anymore but to stand his ground and go fisticuffs if they try to touch him. Ugh. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	woah, thats a bit strange......talked w/ the teacher about this? __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

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Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I'm goin to let the school know so when my boy starts breaking noses they'll know why. Yea Heather they are real Mexicans. The kind that doesn't flush the toilet paper. I've been wondering why he always has to pee when I pick him up, now I know. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

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