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Old 03-17-2009, 12:45 PM   #1
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Motorcycle withdrawals...The only cure is masturbation! Or copulation if your fortunate enough to know the right chick...
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:53 PM   #2
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Motorcycle withdrawals...The only cure is masturbation! Or copulation if your fortunate enough to know the right chick...
But I've got a roommate, so wacking it is generally not an option. I don't know the right girl, so "copulation" is not an option either. And I'm in Korea, where juicies are hell spawn that suck out all your money with their juice claws.

Essentially I'm screwed. Going through withdrawals with no way to take my mind off of it. I'm not even at a big base where there's stuff to do. I would've rather gone to Iraq for 6 months than Korea for 6 months.
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:56 PM   #3
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Wow, thats the most I've ever heard/read you say at one time...

no worries man, just think, when you get back to the states, you can ride every damn day...every day...repeat after me...
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