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Old 01-29-2014, 01:16 PM   #1
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You fuckers in the south can't handle the snow... PERIOD!

Papa... what did the white car say to you about it?
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Old 01-29-2014, 02:33 PM   #2
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You fuckers in the south can't handle the snow... PERIOD!
I'd like to see YOU drive on a 1/2" of solid ice when your state has no salt, sand, and more 1976 caprice classic on 26's trying to get to the social security office to pick up their check than you can shake a stick at!

See ATL

It's easy to look down off a thrown of hard packed snow that even a baboon could drive in and judge!


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Old 01-29-2014, 02:41 PM   #3
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You fuckers in the south can't handle the snow... PERIOD!

Papa... what did the white car say to you about it?
"Could I give you some money and we forget about reporting it to insurance?"
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Old 01-29-2014, 03:08 PM   #4
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Nope......"You're on candid camera"
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Nope......"You're on candid camera"
He was South Asian so the first thing that I did was use the superior cold tolerance granted me by way of my 'skirt in a high wind' wearing ancestors, to make sure that he was chilled to the bone in the -17C air. Then, after his teeth were chattering and he practically begged to do the collision write-up in my car, where he asked if I would take cash rather than report the collision, I said no and pointed to the cameras saying, "And in case you decide that you want to change your story...."

A 'Candid Camera' quip would have been lost on him.
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He was South Asian

I was watching TMZ last night and they had some asian on there strutting and talking about "making it rain" with debit cards saying "I'm asian I've got GREAT CREDIT...my FICA score is NUTS"

I couldn't help but think "Well at least he's got insurance" after you said Asian

Here, he'd be "southern america's" without a license, insurance, registration, current tags, and the officer would let him go and tell you that you're fucked and hope you have uninsured motorist coverage
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I was watching TMZ last night and they had some asian on there strutting and talking about "making it rain" with debit cards saying "I'm asian I've got GREAT CREDIT...my FICA score is NUTS"

I couldn't help but think "Well at least he's got insurance" after you said Asian

Here, he'd be "southern america's" without a license, insurance, registration, current tags, and the officer would let him go and tell you that you're fucked and hope you have uninsured motorist coverage
Brampton has the highest insurance rates in this Province, if not Canada as a whole. We also have something like a 38% South Asian population.

A few years ago the Province closed down something like 11 driving schools for effectively selling driver's licenses. If I remember correctly 7 of them were in Brampton. That's out of the whole Province.

Then there's this little tidbit from today's news:

http://www.thestar.com/news/investig...ke_a_buck.html

My supplementary health insurance company sent out a news letter, last year, detailing 8 local physiotherapy clinics that they would not reimburse for, because they were linked to automotive insurance scams. Five were in Brampton. Not a Western European name running a single one of them. in fact I could narrow most of them down to one single country of origin; Sri Lanka.

This little piece ties into that too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tubPwVSx0_o

"Ragu", as he's come to be known, listed multiple residences. A couple were in Brampton.
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Wow, Just like that he went right over...So without your dash cam I assume he claims you sideswiped him and he walks away with a decent insurance payment.
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You fuckers in the south can't handle the snow... PERIOD!

SNOW is easy. ICE is another animal entirely. Even with folks taking it easy, there were over 80 accidents in the Austin area yesterday morning before 8am.
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[QUOTE=Gas Man;533128]You fuckers in the south can't handle the snow... PERIOD!

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Hmm? Blizzard of 1991 I worked graveyard 25 miles away from home. I didn't miss a day of work nor was I late. My ride? 1983 920 Virago. I beeped the horn and waved at the 4X4's digging themselves out of the ditches! If I had the knobbies on the KLR instead of the street tires, I would be riding now! Although, I prefer the Virago for snow duty. Lower center of gravity. Easier to slide around with less severe consequences.
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