Best lie a motorcycle salesman ever told you...

Porkchop · 11-30-2009, 09:36 PM

Saw this topic somewhere else and thought we'd see what you got! Whats the best lie a motorcycle salesman ever told you....

We were at a dealer looking to get a friend a used bike. It was right after I sold mine last year, so I drifted over to the other side of the dealership where I was looking at an 06 636 sitting right next to an 07 zx-6r. A younger salesman drifted over to help me. I could tell he was trying to press the 07, which was much more expensive. He then proceded to tell me that they were the same bike, but the 07 had new fairings........

After that, i laughed and told him I was good.

derf · 11-30-2009, 10:25 PM

I was looking at a zx10r and the dealer told me that it was a great bike to learn on if i took it easy. I also might have told him I didnt know how to ride

TYEster · 11-30-2009, 10:34 PM

"We can't budge on the price of this"

Then I guess it's not for sale to people who aren't suckers! I hate vehicle sales reps.

fnfalman · 11-30-2009, 10:37 PM

She'll put out 180-HP at the rear wheel and crack 200-MPH.

derf · 11-30-2009, 10:42 PM

Wasnt said to me, but to my brother

"It has Vtech"

CrazyKell · 11-30-2009, 10:46 PM

Guaranteed guy magnet.

I'm kidding!

HokieDNA01 · 11-30-2009, 10:48 PM

We only have one left so you better get it fast, we won't get anymore in for a while. Go figure they had 5 more blue 250s a week later.

Oh and "you will get bored of the Ninja 250 in 2 weeks, you should start on this 636...its the perfect starter bike if you lower it 3 inches".

Go figure that guy rode a busa that had the license frame "live fast, die fast"

ericr · 11-30-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

We only have one left so you better get it fast, we won't get anymore in for a while. Go figure they had 5 more blue 250s a week later.

Oh and "you will get bored of the Ninja 250 in 2 weeks, you should start on this 636...its the perfect starter bike if you lower it 3 inches".

Go figure that guy rode a busa that had the license frame "live fast, die fast"

I'd bet (a lot of) money you can outride that guy now too Kathy! Lets see what he can do on a curvy road

askmrjesus · 11-30-2009, 11:26 PM

Him: "Ducati's don't really need that much maintenance."

Me: "As compared to what, pregnant women?"

JC

derf · 11-30-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Him: "Ducati's don't really need that much maintenance."

Me: "As compared to what, pregnant women?"

JC

I thought you were gonna tell you that the bike was fast enough to ride on water. And you responded by walking on it.

11-30-2009, 09:36 PM	#1
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11-30-2009, 10:25 PM	#2
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I was looking at a zx10r and the dealer told me that it was a great bike to learn on if i took it easy. I also might have told him I didnt know how to ride __________________

11-30-2009, 10:37 PM	#4
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	She'll put out 180-HP at the rear wheel and crack 200-MPH. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

11-30-2009, 10:42 PM	#5
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Wasnt said to me, but to my brother "It has Vtech" __________________

11-30-2009, 10:48 PM	#7
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	We only have one left so you better get it fast, we won't get anymore in for a while. Go figure they had 5 more blue 250s a week later. Oh and "you will get bored of the Ninja 250 in 2 weeks, you should start on this 636...its the perfect starter bike if you lower it 3 inches". Go figure that guy rode a busa that had the license frame "live fast, die fast" __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

11-30-2009, 10:34 PM	#3
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	"We can't budge on the price of this" Then I guess it's not for sale to people who aren't suckers! I hate vehicle sales reps.

11-30-2009, 10:46 PM	#6
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Guaranteed guy magnet. I'm kidding!

11-30-2009, 11:26 PM	#9
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Him: "Ducati's don't really need that much maintenance." Me: "As compared to what, pregnant women?" JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.