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Old 08-02-2012, 12:05 PM   #1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA&t=0m3s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature..._SCNJqA6Y&NR=1
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:40 AM   #2
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:58 PM   #3
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Michelle Jenneke = 19 years old
Rule of dating = age/2 +7


Therefore 38/2 +7 = 19

I don't care what your fucking calculator says.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:47 AM   #4
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:54 AM   #5
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What the hell?
How did this fap happen?
I don't even recall unzipping.
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Old 07-19-2012, 12:53 PM   #6
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What the hell?
How did this fap happen?
I don't even recall unzipping.
On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:05 PM   #7
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On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:11 PM   #8
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:01 PM   #9
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:18 PM   #10
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On July 19th...

From director M. Night Shyamalan...

The Fappening
I think that I'll skip that one. He always does a cameo appearance.
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