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Old 01-29-2011, 02:26 PM   #1
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Well at least theyre at the mall already so they can buy new shoes


Maybe I'm too damn lazy but I can't even imagine making myself walk farther to get into the Mall just to annoy some random stranger? This is get a life at it's finest!
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Old 01-30-2011, 09:53 AM   #2
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Alls I know is this: If I need a parking space and you are taking up two, I'm gonna key your car. One of the idiots in my dorm at the forks would take up two spaces for his stupid four year old F150. There were 30 spaces for a dorm with over 200 guys in it! Fuck that, you're getting your shit keyed. Put a car cover on if it's that big a deal.
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:24 AM   #3
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Alls I know is this: If I need a parking space and you are taking up two, I'm gonna key your car. One of the idiots in my dorm at the forks would take up two spaces for his stupid four year old F150. There were 30 spaces for a dorm with over 200 guys in it! Fuck that, you're getting your shit keyed. Put a car cover on if it's that big a deal.

That's cool. Just don't park next to em...
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Old 01-30-2011, 10:30 AM   #4
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Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

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Old 01-30-2011, 11:36 AM   #5
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Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules

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Old 01-30-2011, 10:51 AM   #6
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That's cool. Just don't park next to em...
When there aren't any other parking places there aren't any options, and that's when I go all wolverine on that shit.
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Old 01-31-2011, 12:55 AM   #7
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Old 01-31-2011, 07:49 AM   #8
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right?

Well, this went on for longer than I anticipated but it was fun while it lasted! On to the next one.....

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Old 01-31-2011, 07:50 AM   #9
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