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Old 11-14-2008, 12:30 AM   #1
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Yeah, right, like I'm going to click on a link YOU posted!!
Completely mild and nonoffensive. It's the heart warming story of a girl looking for love, but never satisfied, until one day, on a chance visit with a doctor, she discovers she has a crushing genetic defect which has been holding her back from finding the love she's been searching for. It's a cinema classic, redone through the fine art of ASCII animation.

If love stories aren't your thing, I've got a little Sci Fi classic. and this one is 100% safe for work even.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:34 AM   #2
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Completely mild and nonoffensive. It's the heart warming story of a girl looking for love, but never satisfied, until one day, on a chance visit with a doctor, she discovers she has a crushing genetic defect which has been holding her back from finding the love she's been searching for. It's a cinema classic, redone through the fine art of ASCII animation.

If love stories aren't your thing, I've got a little Sci Fi classic. and this one is 100% safe for work even.

I'm actually more into horror movies. Do you have the link to the one about the girl who died and found out what that hell is actually a place where personal worst nightmares come true?
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:36 AM   #3
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I'm actually more into horror movies. Do you have the link to the one about the girl who died and found out what that hell is actually a place where personal worst nightmares come true?
I'm afraid ASCII cinema is a limited art form. It's Deep Throat or Star Wars. You'd think the two have nothing in common until you realize that nerds have probably beat off to both movies equally.
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I'm afraid ASCII cinema is a limited art form. It's Deep Throat or Star Wars. You'd think the two have nothing in common until you realize that nerds have probably beat off to both movies equally.
Sad but true!! And oddly disconcerting that you would know that. Hhmmm...
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Sad but true!! And oddly disconcerting that you would know that. Hhmmm...
Well, Leia was running alot, her tits were bouncing pretty fierce, I was young and a walking erection. It's amazing how much has changed. If only I were still young.
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Well, Leia was running alot, her tits were bouncing pretty fierce, I was young and a walking erection. It's amazing how much has changed. If only I were still young.
seen her lately? woof
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seen her lately? woof
I keep it strictly Star Wars: A New Hope. It used to be Star Wars and Return of the Jedi, but Olivia Munn does the Slave Leia bikini so much better that Carrie Fisher is no longer needed for that mental guest appearance.
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Completely mild and nonoffensive. It's the heart warming story of a girl looking for love, but never satisfied, until one day, on a chance visit with a doctor, she discovers she has a crushing genetic defect which has been holding her back from finding the love she's been searching for. It's a cinema classic, redone through the fine art of ASCII animation.
Best line from the movie... "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"
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