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Old 12-29-2010, 09:38 AM   #251
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Um ok....

So what is this Italian "curse"?

Are you talking body, or facial features? Or what?
It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.
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Old 12-29-2010, 09:40 AM   #252
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Thats the wedding cake, not the nationality.
Unfortunately...no.
Already did that study...
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Old 12-29-2010, 09:43 AM   #253
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I wish you all the best with your new swastika good luck charm business.

I'm sure it will be a huge success.

In Mississippi.

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Old 12-29-2010, 09:44 AM   #254
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It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.
Pert much, I remember seeing this girl at hooters (working unfortunately, we don't have a good one) that I was all hung up on in hs, she'd doubled in size and I didn't recognize her till one of my soldiers started chubby chasing
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So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm?
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:08 AM   #256
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It something about the pollution that comes from the midwest. It hits NE air and Italian girls....already cursed with thick arm hair lose the ability to maintain their figure at around age 29.
So then that would affect Jews and Puerto Ricans too, since we all know how many of them are in the NE
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:11 AM   #257
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I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:13 AM   #258
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So then that would affect Jews and Puerto Ricans too, since we all know how many of them are in the NE
Puerto ricans are the masters of transition.
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So um, shave the armpits? Most girls do anyway...

Or are you talking the rest of the arm?
Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:16 AM   #259
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I've found that if the phrase "Family is very important" is associated with a nationality then there is an 79.678% chance that the girls are going to be spherical.

So you youngins out there.
If she says outta the blue that "My Family is very important to me" during that first date...expect her to be 100lbs heavier in 10 years.
Good point
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Old 12-29-2010, 10:19 AM   #260
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Forearm....thick black hair on the forearm
There is a potential for a mustache to appear as well. That may be more of a function of not taking as much care of an existing issue as a person gets older though.
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