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Old 09-19-2010, 05:55 PM   #1
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Next up: Fat girls and why they always hold the camera way over their heads, when taking pictures for dating sites.
Not so much that they're shooting from above, but from further away...they must imagine that by shooting from as far extended as their arm can possibly reach, they'll somehow seem "smaller" from far away.

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Old 09-17-2010, 03:13 PM   #2
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What about this one...she's a blonde...



I gotta admit, these pics crack me up. I dont even understand why? If Im actually gonna be in a picture, I want to look less retarded than I know I am, not more!

blonde?? she's an oompa loompa
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Old 09-17-2010, 04:51 PM   #3
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blonde?? she's an oompa loompa
Oh. From New Jersey then.
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Old 09-18-2010, 05:30 AM   #4
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Oh. From New Jersey then.
If you are insinuating anyone on that show is actually from here your failure is laughable :P
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Old 09-17-2010, 09:30 AM   #5
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:48 PM   #6
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New Raccoon Aerial?
Hey no mentioning s or aerial buddy...
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:20 PM   #7
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And then there's this one...

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Old 09-19-2010, 04:36 PM   #8
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:54 PM   #9
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epic win capt
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Old 09-20-2010, 02:14 PM   #10
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Nice Ebbs. But I wasnt posing for a "look how sexy" I am, that was full on retard mode.

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