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03-23-2010, 03:15 PM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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My face turns red when I lift and run. Nobody has ever said anything to me about it though. There are fucking wall to wall mirrors in the gym. I better hope I'd know if my face was red
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03-24-2010, 01:00 PM
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sergeant hatred
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Ottawa
Moto: The bus
Posts: 2,723
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My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. |
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03-23-2010, 03:26 PM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
Posts: 23,268
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It's like the one headlight thing on motorcycles.
"You got a headlight out" Just tell them to stfu and go to hell. |
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03-23-2010, 03:31 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Redneck Riviera, FL
Moto: 2003 VFR800f6
Posts: 2,531
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03-23-2010, 03:48 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com |
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03-23-2010, 03:55 PM
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For Science. You Monster.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canada
Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB
Posts: 3,546
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Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either. |
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03-23-2010, 04:26 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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 a guy I've known for a looooooooooong time came to visit this past summer on his 1kRR and his brother walked over and said "Dude, you have a light out." My friend leaned over, tapped the lense of the "out" side while (secretly) flicking the high beams on and said, "Say, thanks, you're right!"We then laughed our asses off about it because that 2 times previously he'd pointed out to the same brother that only one light was supposed to be on when on low beams.
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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03-25-2010, 06:22 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 2,698
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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03-25-2010, 07:54 PM
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125GP Champion
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Worthington, OH
Moto: Empty Garage
Posts: 3,418
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*Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold |
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03-23-2010, 07:31 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
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LMAO....I get that alot with the SixR I just look at them like there idiots and keep riding.
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