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Old 10-28-2009, 06:06 PM   #21
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it def helped me get through an otherwise boring day here at work so thats always good.

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Old 10-28-2009, 06:51 PM   #22
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Answer the question Tigger or post another picture to distract us!

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Old 10-28-2009, 07:14 PM   #23
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sticky this bad boy

looks like someone did already,
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:26 PM   #24
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looks like someone did already,
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:32 PM   #25
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tigger = pwn3d

prolly stalling to figure out a good explanation
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:27 PM   #26
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Nah I was out working... I just got home and this is the first thread I saw... Anyway, that is what I like to call a promise ring, definitely NOT an engagement ring! We are on an extended lease program at this point...
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #27
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You mean she's on an extended lease program from her husband.
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #28
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Nah I was out working... I just got home and this is the first thread I saw... Anyway, that is what I like to call a promise ring, definitely NOT an engagement ring! We are on an extended lease program at this point...
A promise ring? Isn't that like something from junior high?
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:30 PM   #29
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A promise ring? Isn't that like something from junior high?
Mmmm I don't think so... It's a bit old fashioned but she understood what it means so I guess that's all that counts.
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:31 PM   #30
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A fucking promise ring is for high school. However, tigger's girlfriend is probably still in high school, so I guess that's ok.
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