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Old 05-26-2010, 11:45 AM   #1
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http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/05/26/...gh-their-eyes/

Those crazy college kids...
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:53 AM   #2
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they could just take a funnel to the rectum...
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:56 AM   #3
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Yea i've been hearing about this all over the place lately.

Hey kids, go from seeing double to seeing nothing at all, its worth it!
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:57 AM   #4
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I gotta try that
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:07 PM   #5
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Really?

This country is beyond fucked.
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Old 05-26-2010, 12:21 PM   #6
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We have IV ethanol at the hospital, I iwll stick with that
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Old 05-26-2010, 01:22 PM   #7
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Could this be Darwins law hard at work?

Kill off the stupid and weak?
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Old 05-26-2010, 01:24 PM   #8
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Could this be Darwins law hard at work?

Kill off the stupid and weak?
No, this just makes them blind so they can leach off the government for assistance. I wish it did kill them though.
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Old 05-26-2010, 01:25 PM   #9
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Could this be Darwins law hard at work?

Kill off the stupid and weak?
At least it helps guarantee me future employment in emergency medicine. Cant wait to get my first skullfucking injury
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Old 05-26-2010, 01:50 PM   #10
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I'm disappointed. No one made the "blind drunk" reference.
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