Whipped Butter - Page 5

askmrjesus · 01-30-2011, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?

He's extra virgin.

JC

Amorok · 01-30-2011, 10:00 AM

Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance.

101lifts2 · 01-30-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.

Syrup?

101lifts2 · 01-30-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

You put that shit on a baked potato? Yuck...

I usually just eat it without putting anything on it...sour cream is OK, though.

101lifts2 · 01-30-2011, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Olive oil on my waffles? Olive oil on my popcorn? Olive oil in my grits? What the hell is wrong with you?

Put syrup on the waffles.

Eat the popcorn plain.

Grits are nasty...butter or no butter.

Anything else?

tommymac · 01-30-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

MMM, hot Olive Oiled pancakes.

Shut the fuck up.

Butter, motherfucker. Deal with it.

next thing you know he will be bad mouthing bacon and we cant have that

askmrjesus · 01-30-2011, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Eat the popcorn plain.

Anything else?

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC

Particle Man · 01-30-2011, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC

Nah he's saving himself for marriage.

tommymac · 01-30-2011, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Sex: Missionary, with the lights off.

JC

be like some of the crazy hassidic jews and have a sheet between you with a hole cut in it

Avatard · 01-30-2011, 06:50 PM

Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift.

01-30-2011, 10:00 AM	#42
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Butter. It's been making food taste awesome forever, why fuck with that? Like that goddamn margarine travesty, everybody said to start using that abominable shit and that it was healthy for me. Well the jokes on you asshole! Apparently that disgusting petroleum-based slime cause cancer or some such. But the guys like me who kept eating creamy, delicious cow extract are just fucking fine! That's why I throw packets of real sugar at all the health food nuts when I get the chance. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-30-2011, 06:50 PM	#50
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Nah, I have a hunch he might be the hole in the wall kinda guy, if you get my drift. __________________ Insert free thought here.